Whaat???

                        I found this by chance in a file search.

                           It was quite a surprise, it's true;

               but I'll tell you the truth, it sent me through the roof,

                           so I wanted to share it with you!

Sourpuss

                                 I know I look pretty fearsome.

                            but this is not what I"m s'posed to be.

                   just once in a while Mother Nature goes wild,   

                                  and curses the lemon tree!

Warning

                                If you start seeing creatures like this one,

                             and they seem to be peering at you,

                  leave the movies alone and stay close to home,

                           or you'll start to believe they're true!

Remember?

                      Do you remember those early school days,

                              how attentive we all were then?

                      And nobody stirred so we'd catch every word,

                               were we ever like that again?

Pious pest

                       Herewith we have the praying mantis,

                         he does not indulge in any antics.

                               he is not pious, as they say,

                        the mantis does not pray, but prey.

Two-fer

                  Of all the things in the world  you can do,

               it's always more fun when you do it with two!

Message?

                          I probably wouldn't have liked it,

                              whatever it said or displayed,

               but it does catch your eye when you're just passing by,

                           to guess what it might have said.